Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
loves sprite not even ashamed
Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers